Not Today Satan Triage Is Closed Racerback Tank | Funny Nurse Tank Top
Not Today Satan Triage Is Closed Racerback Tank | Funny Nurse Tank Top
Some Shifts Require Compassion. Others Require Boundaries.
You've triaged the chaos, held it together through a 12-hour shift, and still managed to show up with a smile. But off the clock? Triage is closed.
The Not Today Satan, Triage Is Closed Racerback Tank was made for the nurse who knows that protecting your peace is just as important as protecting your patients. Wear it on your days off, your coffee runs, your vacations — and let the world know that tomorrow is another shift.
Because real nurses set real boundaries. And they look good doing it.
- ✔ Lightweight, breathable fabric — perfect for life outside the hospital
- ✔ Racerback cut with a flattering scooped neckline
- ✔ Bold, humorous graphic that speaks nurse fluently
- ✔ A thoughtful gift for nurses, nursing students, and healthcare warriors
- ✔ Available in Solid Black and Solid White | Sizes XS–2XL
From Knuckle Up Nurses by Global Grown — Real Nurses. Real Work. Real Talk.
Material & Specs
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 13.98 | 15.00 | 15.98 | 16.97 | 17.99 | 18.98 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.48 | 27.95 | 28.46 | 28.98 | 29.49 |
.: Made with extra light fabric (60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester: 4 oz/yd² (135 g/m²)) this racerback tank is supremely lightweight and an excellent choice for the active lifestyle.
.: The classic fit along with the scooped neckline brings a sporty touch to the whole outfit.
.: All tanks come with a tear-away label for unhindered performance on a daily basis.
.: Neck label print area is decorated with Direct-to-Film (DTF) or Direct-to-Garment (DTG) methods.